Tuesday, August 21, 2018


Simon Rich:  By the Book  Extract of an interview with humor writer Simon Rich   What kind of reader were you as a child?  I was trying to learn how to write comedy, so I made sure to read all the big names:  Robert Benchley, James Thurber, P.G. Wodehouse, Evelyn Waugh, Dorothy Parker, Philip Roth, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller and so on.  The “classic humorists” that I learned the most from were probably Mark Twain and Hans Christian Andersen.  They were always writing stories about children and animals and inanimate objects.  It’s a great trick.  Readers love to feel smarter than the person that they’re reading about.  You’re hosting a literary dinner party.  Which three writers are invited?  I would invite my wife, the writer Kathleen Hale; our friend, the writer Andrei Nechita; and some really ancient guy, like Aristophanes or Laertes or whoever; and we would take turns showing him videos on our phones and just watch his reactions and see which ones made him flip out the most.  Whom would you choose to write your life story?  I’d love to see my life depicted as a Ken Burns documentary.  Just a lot of slow pans of me typing on my computer, while sitting in different positions.  And the whole time, inexplicably, there’s jazz.  https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/26/books/review/simon-rich-by-the-book.html   See also 'Hits And Misses' Doesn't Miss A Beat by Michael Schaub at https://www.npr.org/2018/07/24/628874553/hits-and-misses-doesnt-miss-a-beat

Alfonso X (1221-1284) was king of Castile and León from 1252 to 1284.  Also known as Alfonso the Wise, he was one of the greatest royal patrons of learning of the Middle Ages.  Alfonso's greatest legacy was the Siete partidas (Seven Divisions of the Law).  This work is not so much a legal codex as a learned essay on various kinds of law, covering all aspects of social life.  As such, it is a repository of medieval Spanish custom.  It had enormous influence on the future course of Spanish law and on the law of Spain's overseas possessions.  The scientific treatises compiled under Alfonso's patronage were the work of the "School of Translators" of Toledo, an informal grouping of Christian, Moslem, and Jewish scholars who made available the findings of Arab science to Europeans in Latin and Spanish translations.  The King's main scientific interests were astronomy and astrology, as indicated by the Tablas Alfonsies (Alfonsine Tables), containing diagrams and figures on planetary movements, and the Libros del saber de astronomia (Books of Astronomical Lore), describing astronomical instruments.  Alfonso also patronized two ambitious historical compilations, the Primera crónica general (First General Chronicle) and the General estoria (General History), designed to present a complete history of the world.  These writings mixed fact and fiction, especially when describing the ancient world, but they constitute a faithful representation of medieval man's attitudes toward his past.  Of Alfonso's poems, the most significant are the Cantigas de Santa Maria (Canticles of Holy Mary), written in Galician-Portuguese between 1257 and 1279.  The canticles are written in troubadour style (the King called himself "the Virgin's troubadour") and contain a wealth of descriptive detail about medieval life.  Alfonso also wrote satirical and love poems.  Encyclopedia of World Biography  COPYRIGHT 2004 The Gale Group Inc.

Mediterranean Cooking from the Garden with Linda Dalal Sawaya:  7 ways with summer squash—kousa   Kousa is a prolific summer plant, just like zucchini, only Lebanese kousais a light green variety similar to Mexican squash, which is also light in color.  Lebanese kousa is favored because of the tender marrow without large seeds that is perfect for stuffing either with our Lenten, vegan stuffing, or with traditional lamb and rice.  Read much more, see pictures, and find ideas for preparing kousa at https://www.arabamerica.com/mediterranean-cooking-garden-linda-dalal-sawaya-7-ways-summer-lebanese-squash-kousa/  Linda Dalal Sawaya is a Portland artist, cook, Master Gardener, daughter of Lebanese immigrants and author of Alice’s Kitchen: Traditional Lebanese Cooking.

Paraprosdokians are linguistic brain scramblers in which the latter part of the sentence isn't what you expected based on the first part of the sentence, causing you to re-think the entire statement.  Though the word itself is a combination of the Greek παρά ("against") and προσδοκία ("expectation"), its origins are still debated.  According to some more recent info, the term paraprosdokian was coined in the 19th century and has been winding its way into modern usage since then (but unfortunately it still doesn't grace the pages of most paper dictionaries yet).  Other sources attribute the term directly to the German philosopher Gustav Gerber of that time period.  At the same time, there is record of the ancient Greeks using such figures of speech for both comedy and philosophy.  Indeed, many modern comics and notable individuals have made good use of the paraprosdokian.  Some examples:  1. "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."  Attributed to Sir Winston Churchill.  2.  "War does not determine who is right . . .  only who is left."  Often (and probably mistakenly) attributed to Bertrand Russell, the 20th century British philosopher and mathematician.  3.  "Where there's a will, I want to be in it."  Anonymous  4.  "I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure."  Attributed to Tommy Cooper, the Welsh comedian and magician.  Andrea Juhasz  http://mentalfloss.com/article/65921/11-paraprosdokians-will-make-you-think-twice  Thank you, Muse reader!

Arugula is an aromatic salad green.  It is also known as rocket, roquette, rugula and rucola, and is popular in Italian cuisine.  Like most salad greens, arugula is very low in calories and is high in vitamins A and C.  A 1/2 cup serving is two calories.  Find recipe and link to other recipes at https://www.gourmetsleuth.com/articles/detail/arugula

Glyphosate is an herbicide.  It is applied to the leaves of plants to kill both broadleaf plants and grasses.  The sodium salt form of glyphosate is used to regulate plant growth and ripen fruit.  Glyphosate was first registered for use in the U.S. in 1974.  Glyphosate is one of the most widely used herbicides in the United States. People apply it in agriculture and forestry, on lawns and gardens, and for weeds in industrial areas.  Some products containing glyphosate control aquatic plants.  http://npic.orst.edu/factsheets/glyphogen.html   See also

August 18, 2018  Last week, a California state court handed down a $289-million verdict against Monsanto, the St. Louis-based agribusiness titan.  The massive jury award to plaintiff Dewayne Johnson, a former school groundskeeper, comes after Johnson and his attorneys argued successfully that his repeated on-the-job use of Monsanto pesticides caused him to develop a terminal case of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, a form of cancer.  Monsanto, now part of Bayer after a recent merger, has vowed to appeal the ruling.  But Johnson's suit may be the first of thousands of similar lawsuits the company could face.  Johnson's case centered on his use of two of Monsanto's glyphosate-containing pesticides, Ranger Pro and Roundup, the latter the most popular pesticide in this country.  Johnson's attorneys argued Monsanto failed to warn their client about the potential risks of using their products.  Baylen Linnekin

Paul Bunyan, Op 17, is an operetta in two acts and a prologue composed by Benjamin Britten to a libretto by W. H. Auden, designed for performance by semi-professional groups.  It premiered at Columbia University on 5 May 1941, to largely negative reviews, and was withdrawn by the composer.  Britten revised it somewhat in 1976 and subsequently it had numerous performances and two commercial recordings.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan_(operetta)

Johnny Inkslinger was the head clerk in Paul Bunyan's camp.  He invented bookkeeping about the same time that Paul invented logging.  He kept track of everything down to the last bean.  He used a pen (his own invention) connected to a barrel by a hose.  In one week he saved twelve barrels of ink by not crossing his t’s or dotting his i’s.  https://www.paulbunyantrail.com/tall-tale/page-5/

Johnny Inkslinger : deacon seat tales of Paul Bunyan's industrious camp clerk at his Sawdust River camp in Wisconsin  Get this from a library near you.  http://www.worldcat.org/title/johnny-inkslinger-deacon-seat-tales-of-paul-bunyans-industrious-camp-clerk-at-his-sawdust-river-camp-in-wisconsin/oclc/213413261

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